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Sms Jokes
Submited By: rohil@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
35%
 
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Submited By: shlipi786khan@gmail.com July 16, 2008
100%
 
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Submited By: ramil@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
60%
 
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea.
Submited By: ramesh54556@hotmail.com July 16, 2008
40%
 
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Submited By: rehan@hotmail.com July 16, 2008
73%
 
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
Submited By: rehana@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
70%
 
Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
Submited By: monika@hotmail.com July 16, 2008
60%
 
Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
Submited By: jaswant@gmail.com July 16, 2008
80%
 
Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ? student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n a sister........
Submited By: amit@hotmail.com July 16, 2008
60%
 
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Submited By: mahi@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
60%
 
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read. Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Submited By: shobhit@gmail.com July 16, 2008
80%
 
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi??? Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???
Submited By: man74@yahoo.com July 16, 2008
80%
 
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge Bachey: nahi kasenge Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai.
Submited By: lekhraj@gmail.com July 16, 2008
80%
 
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna." Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?" Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Submited By: rajesh25455@hotmail.com July 16, 2008
80%
 
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..
 
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